Who is Sylvia, what is she
That all the world adores her
Is that Sylvia, wWhat's she's meant to be
They bring her gifts, they flatter her

I greet her only
Pretending I don't care
But when she needs me
I'll be there

Who is Sylvia, what is she
To think that she was royalty
But that Sylvia is no Queen to me
Let others run at her command

'Cos I greet her only
Pretending I don't care
But when she needs me
I'll be there

I greet her only
Pretending I don't care
But when she needs me
I'll be there

Who is Sylvia, some temptation
In magazines you'll find her
She's the symbol of her generation
Her beauty's matched by evil cash

And I greet her only
Pretending I don't care
But when she needs me
I'll be there.
